on the way home from work one evening
I had to take the causeway instead of the bridge
due to a wreck in the tunnel
toward the end of the causeway
I noticed multiple sections of bras
hanging on little two foot high clotheslines
there had to be approximately 500
sets on a roughly one mile stretch of road
however
all of the bras seemed to be
extraordinarily small in size
it’s like people only wanted to sacrifice their bras
if their daughter had outgrown
her training bra or something
I was able to snap a pic while driving
but was not happy with the result
a day or two later riding with my wife
I told her to go back home via the causeway
I wanted to get out and get a good picture
but when we got to where all the bras were
they were gone
and so were all the little clotheslines
I told her about all the bras that were
there just a day or so earlier
she said
“yeah, it’s breast cancer awareness month”
I replied
“I thought that was February”
she said
“no, that’s black history month”
then I felt like a huge boob
Gloomy Forebodings 