exiting the tunnel on my
drive home from work one day
when I noticed a bus with
the name Cougar Lines
printed on the side
my middle school mind
giggled from within
I looked over and noticed
nothing but geriatric women
I was disgusted
I grimaced and turned away
but quickly realized
that since I am now in my forties
those same decrepit woman
would in fact be my cougars
the joke just didn’t seem
that funny anymore
Gloomy Forebodings 