(Originally published by Unlikely Stories)

headed to get groceries and
run errands with my wife
I notice the the gargantuan flag
at Camping World, where they
sell recreational vehicles is at half mast
this flag is the biggest
that I have ever seen
I ask my wife
“what happened, why is that flag at half mast?”
she doesn’t know
she hasn’t heard anything
I haven’t been keeping up
with the news lately myself
we get our groceries and
on the ride home get to the intersection
of 59 and 90
where roughly thirty flags fly on poles
and none of those are at half mast
then it dawns on me that maybe
nothing at all had happened
maybe the workers at the r.v. place
are just too lazy to lift that
heavy ass goddamn flag
and to justify their said laziness
assume that another mass shooting
will happen soon enough