Listen up

my wife and I 

finished the yard work and 

began on some inside chores

I put my earbuds in 

began vacuuming and

started a Brooklyn Drill

rap mix on YouTube 

I’ve been indulging in

UK Drill for a little while now

so I decided to give the

American counterparts a listen

to my utter disbelief

a fucking fried chicken commercial

actually broke into the mix 

less than 3 minutes in

I was utterly shocked


so embarrassed

how could they possibly play this?

I’m convinced my phone 

is listening to me

how else would it know 

of my absolute 

love for fried chicken