my wife and I
finished the yard work and
began on some inside chores
I put my earbuds in
began vacuuming and
started a Brooklyn Drill
rap mix on YouTube
I’ve been indulging in
UK Drill for a little while now
so I decided to give the
American counterparts a listen
to my utter disbelief
a fucking fried chicken commercial
actually broke into the mix
less than 3 minutes in
I was utterly shocked
horrified
so embarrassed
how could they possibly play this?
I’m convinced my phone
is listening to me
how else would it know
of my absolute
love for fried chicken
Gloomy Forebodings 