I was at the kitchen table
attempting to write one night
when I noticed my wife
watching a television show
on the murder porn channel
about a back-alley abortionist
I was shocked
I’d always thought that landscaping
was the perfect business model
with quick startup and
extremely low overhead
however
I was mistaken
a lawnmower costs
a hell of a lot more than a
clothes hanger
Gloomy Forebodings 